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daftpnk:

mom i heard you were talking shit

molestialseasonings:


same

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

beben-eleben:

Stages of Anal

thetowndrugdealer:

I swear no matter what problem i have my mom will say its because i dont sleep enough! I can be like “hey mom i just got stabbed by some guy on the street” and she would be like “well maybe if you got enough sleep that wouldn’t happen”

titytwochainz:

dick longer than ya girl explainin how her day went

Is it legal to name my kid “dildo”?

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.